06 February 2010

Kovie a Devil....For now

Ok, so this isn't at all "Wings" related. Get over it. Devils signed Kovalchuk, the hired gun in exchange for well... either nothing if they win the cup or... everything if they lose it. Either way, who wins out of this ordeal isn't really important...... right now. The winner of this trade will be the team that wins Kovie in the long run.

Here are a few options...

First, and certainly the funniest, the Atlanta Thrashers. Now, I know this won't happen at all, but you have to admit that it would be awesome to see the devils just DONATE Bergfors, Oduya, some high potential prospect, a high first rounder, and trade a good second rounder for absolutely nothing... fantastic

Second, Kovie goes to the KHL. Yep the same shit ass league that our boy "happy hudler" went. Fuck the both of them and fuck that league for taking away good NHL talent. I really see this as the worst of all options, leaving the league would only strengthen the KHL and weaken the NHL and unfortunately as far as I can see this is actually a good option for Kovie, although it would make him a dirty red, and FYI the cold war isn't over.

Third, the luckiest team in the NHL signs Kovie for much less than he was asking in Atlanta, because we all know nobody wants to play hockey in Georgia.

Anyhoo, back to more Wings topics in the following week... such as: Brad May: Enforcer or Drapers kid's baby sitter, Ville Leino: Yes I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Mike Babcock: Osgood fucked my wife but I still won't let it affect my hair style.


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